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Praying Mantis
Well, I’ll start this one by advising anyone who stumbled across this little diatribe who has some political leaning which may lend them to give any credence whatsoever to the idea of career advancement, or job opportunity, school opportunity, or any opportunity whatsoever strictly based upon ones skin color, religion, genital type or sexual preference, to click any other button but this one and stop reading right now, because this will most likely make your head explode. Additionally, having been warned in advance, if you decide to read this anyway and your feelings get hurt, too fucking bad, because I promise you that I am as politically incorrect as they come and I’m not fucking changing just to make you “feel better”, so get over yourself and go the hell somewhere else.
That’s right folks; I have had it up to my fucking eyeballs with all of the politically correct diversity horseshit. Today has been by far and away, the single most infuriating day in my recent memory. The events of the day have forever burned in to my psyche the fact that irrespective of the wishes and desires of the “puppy and unicorn” left wing diversitards, diversity goals, diversity targets and any other policy which gives greater weight to a persons abilities based upon anything other than proven skill, is complete and utter horseshit.
So, I start my day with my demolition superintendent calling me from the permit department in Orlando, where he is trying for the last five weeks to get a simple permit to demolish a condemned structure to facilitate a road widening project. As usual, no one knows what the fuck they are doing, and no one is even remotely qualified to achieve any of the goals for which they were hired in the first place, because nearly everyone in the entire department is either semi-illiterate, speaks some form of ghetto ebonics, or in the case of our application fiasco this morning, is a full on dot, who barely has the capacity to speak intelligibly at all beyond pure Hindi. My guy is in line, waiting patiently as he has for the last seven trips to this hell-hole of a municipal shit-box, when they finally call his name. He goes up to the window and hands over the obligatory pile of useless paperwork, all generated so that some undereducated douche-bag is needed to collect it and look for deficiencies so the application can be denied again, and Orange County can collect another unjust fee. So, now Hadji Boy has the stack-o-papers and is intently poring over them, looking for the disqualifier that will force me to pay this guy to make yet another trip to the fucking permit department because a fucking comma is in the wrong place, but he can’t find anything. Seemingly flustered, he calls over a “supervisor” who speaks to him, I shit you not” in some foreign language like Pakistani or Hindi or something, after which he takes the papers, announces ‘there’s a problem with the papers’ and asks Pete to “follow me”. OK, so my guy follows this betoweled foreigner to another office where it is explained to him that although his paperwork appears to be in order, there is something that must be clarified by the health department, which governs the removal, demolition and/or abandonment of septic tanks in Orange County. Well, stupid me, I didn’t know that a permit will not be issued unless the health department has signed off that a tank has been properly pumped out and/or dispositioned and that those actions were witnessed and signed off on by an employee of the health department. Never mind that we are doing this work directly for the county, and never mind that four county employees witnessed the demolition of the tank, which by the way, required a separate and completely senseless mobilization of men and equipment, and never mind that the witnesses were a woman from risk management, the director of Orange County DOT, the director of Orange County Traffic Maintenance, an Orange County Project Manager and an Orange County superintendent of construction. If an employee of the health department did not witness the actual dispositioning of the tank, it did not technically happen and we would have to dig the hole out again to prove the tank was no longer there.
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!
Are you fucking mad yet?!?!?!?
So, my guy is usually a pretty mild mannered dude, but this one sent him over the edge and he told Hadji Boy he needed to make a call to get this straightened out, because after all, this was completely ridiculous. Well, after about an hour of back and forth faxes and phone calls from within their own goddamn county agencies, they agreed to issue the permit on the condition that we dug up the tank in the presence of a health department employee prior to the start of demolition, and of course, after we paid the regular fee of 95 dollars and a fee of 150 dollars because technically we did an “illegal” tank removal. So, he agrees and gives the guy a credit card because ehe just wants to get the hell out of there, but he is told, “I can’t take your money, you have to go to the cashier”.
Well, now he’s in line at the cashier, listening to the majority Spanish speakers babble on in a language he does not speak, waiting to see yet another foreign national to pay his “fees” and get the fuck out of dodge before he gets pushed to the point of climbing up a clock tower with a 30-06 and picking off random fuckers.
Finally at the front of the line, he is greeted by an African National whose name tag reads, I shit you not, “Nathartis, from the nation of Senegal. What the fuck is THAT?!?!? My boy is pretty froggy about now so he asks him, “so, you were born in Senegal, but now you’re an American……right”? “No sir, I am Senegalese but I am here on a work visa for three years”. This guy could barely squeak out the words in intelligible English, yet he was working the front at a government agency collecting money, sometimes cash money, from hard working Americans. The idea that any government agency hires anyone besides American Citizens is beyond abhorrent to me, and to have the troubles I had today between myself getting involved and the hassles heaped upon my employee is beyond absurd. I cannot think of a single justification for hiring anyone who is not a Citizen of the United States of America for a single fucking job, and until every available job is filled by one, it should be illegal to do so with any violations punishable by loss of any and all licenses and permits for five years and loss of all assets in forfeiture processes, with all proceeds of said forfeitures going in to a fund for long-term out of work Citizens.
There are quite a few people who would say, “I have a very good friend who is an alien, but they are a hard worker and they will do jobs that Americans won’t do”. To those people I say, “Bullshit”. There are NO jobs that Americans won’t do, there are just jobs that don’t pay what people want them to pay, which if they went un-filled because it became illegal to use Hondurans or Mexicans to do at piecework prices, such as picking lettuce and cucumbers, then prices would go where they had to go to attract a work pool. I have personally worked an expansive garden for several years now, and I will attest that it is hard fucking work that breaks your back, but you get used to it and get on with it. The idea that we have to have these aliens do these jobs demeans the value of being American in the first place. If the jobs paid a wage large enough to live on, eventually you would build a pool to people willing to do them. Period.
When we allow a government agency to hire non-Americans to do jobs that should by rights, be reserved for Americans, such as granting permission to add on to your own fucking home, those jobs should be reserved for someone who actually has a fucking stake in the game in the first place. Fucking Nathartis will take his savings, go back to Senegal and be a local hero because he now has enough money to live out the rest of his life in comfort and the style of a White Poet Warlord.
Folks, if we do not vote out these dhimmitards in November, and we do not purge the Senate of bad actors such as Nancy “we have to read it so we can see what’s in it” Pelosi, then we deserve what we get, which will be a totalitarian regime of dictatorial mandates and forced dhimmitude.
Do the right thing and vote these fuckers out. I want my country back.
Sorry about the rant.
That’s right folks; I have had it up to my fucking eyeballs with all of the politically correct diversity horseshit. Today has been by far and away, the single most infuriating day in my recent memory. The events of the day have forever burned in to my psyche the fact that irrespective of the wishes and desires of the “puppy and unicorn” left wing diversitards, diversity goals, diversity targets and any other policy which gives greater weight to a persons abilities based upon anything other than proven skill, is complete and utter horseshit.
So, I start my day with my demolition superintendent calling me from the permit department in Orlando, where he is trying for the last five weeks to get a simple permit to demolish a condemned structure to facilitate a road widening project. As usual, no one knows what the fuck they are doing, and no one is even remotely qualified to achieve any of the goals for which they were hired in the first place, because nearly everyone in the entire department is either semi-illiterate, speaks some form of ghetto ebonics, or in the case of our application fiasco this morning, is a full on dot, who barely has the capacity to speak intelligibly at all beyond pure Hindi. My guy is in line, waiting patiently as he has for the last seven trips to this hell-hole of a municipal shit-box, when they finally call his name. He goes up to the window and hands over the obligatory pile of useless paperwork, all generated so that some undereducated douche-bag is needed to collect it and look for deficiencies so the application can be denied again, and Orange County can collect another unjust fee. So, now Hadji Boy has the stack-o-papers and is intently poring over them, looking for the disqualifier that will force me to pay this guy to make yet another trip to the fucking permit department because a fucking comma is in the wrong place, but he can’t find anything. Seemingly flustered, he calls over a “supervisor” who speaks to him, I shit you not” in some foreign language like Pakistani or Hindi or something, after which he takes the papers, announces ‘there’s a problem with the papers’ and asks Pete to “follow me”. OK, so my guy follows this betoweled foreigner to another office where it is explained to him that although his paperwork appears to be in order, there is something that must be clarified by the health department, which governs the removal, demolition and/or abandonment of septic tanks in Orange County. Well, stupid me, I didn’t know that a permit will not be issued unless the health department has signed off that a tank has been properly pumped out and/or dispositioned and that those actions were witnessed and signed off on by an employee of the health department. Never mind that we are doing this work directly for the county, and never mind that four county employees witnessed the demolition of the tank, which by the way, required a separate and completely senseless mobilization of men and equipment, and never mind that the witnesses were a woman from risk management, the director of Orange County DOT, the director of Orange County Traffic Maintenance, an Orange County Project Manager and an Orange County superintendent of construction. If an employee of the health department did not witness the actual dispositioning of the tank, it did not technically happen and we would have to dig the hole out again to prove the tank was no longer there.
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!
Are you fucking mad yet?!?!?!?
So, my guy is usually a pretty mild mannered dude, but this one sent him over the edge and he told Hadji Boy he needed to make a call to get this straightened out, because after all, this was completely ridiculous. Well, after about an hour of back and forth faxes and phone calls from within their own goddamn county agencies, they agreed to issue the permit on the condition that we dug up the tank in the presence of a health department employee prior to the start of demolition, and of course, after we paid the regular fee of 95 dollars and a fee of 150 dollars because technically we did an “illegal” tank removal. So, he agrees and gives the guy a credit card because ehe just wants to get the hell out of there, but he is told, “I can’t take your money, you have to go to the cashier”.
Well, now he’s in line at the cashier, listening to the majority Spanish speakers babble on in a language he does not speak, waiting to see yet another foreign national to pay his “fees” and get the fuck out of dodge before he gets pushed to the point of climbing up a clock tower with a 30-06 and picking off random fuckers.
Finally at the front of the line, he is greeted by an African National whose name tag reads, I shit you not, “Nathartis, from the nation of Senegal. What the fuck is THAT?!?!? My boy is pretty froggy about now so he asks him, “so, you were born in Senegal, but now you’re an American……right”? “No sir, I am Senegalese but I am here on a work visa for three years”. This guy could barely squeak out the words in intelligible English, yet he was working the front at a government agency collecting money, sometimes cash money, from hard working Americans. The idea that any government agency hires anyone besides American Citizens is beyond abhorrent to me, and to have the troubles I had today between myself getting involved and the hassles heaped upon my employee is beyond absurd. I cannot think of a single justification for hiring anyone who is not a Citizen of the United States of America for a single fucking job, and until every available job is filled by one, it should be illegal to do so with any violations punishable by loss of any and all licenses and permits for five years and loss of all assets in forfeiture processes, with all proceeds of said forfeitures going in to a fund for long-term out of work Citizens.
There are quite a few people who would say, “I have a very good friend who is an alien, but they are a hard worker and they will do jobs that Americans won’t do”. To those people I say, “Bullshit”. There are NO jobs that Americans won’t do, there are just jobs that don’t pay what people want them to pay, which if they went un-filled because it became illegal to use Hondurans or Mexicans to do at piecework prices, such as picking lettuce and cucumbers, then prices would go where they had to go to attract a work pool. I have personally worked an expansive garden for several years now, and I will attest that it is hard fucking work that breaks your back, but you get used to it and get on with it. The idea that we have to have these aliens do these jobs demeans the value of being American in the first place. If the jobs paid a wage large enough to live on, eventually you would build a pool to people willing to do them. Period.
When we allow a government agency to hire non-Americans to do jobs that should by rights, be reserved for Americans, such as granting permission to add on to your own fucking home, those jobs should be reserved for someone who actually has a fucking stake in the game in the first place. Fucking Nathartis will take his savings, go back to Senegal and be a local hero because he now has enough money to live out the rest of his life in comfort and the style of a White Poet Warlord.
Folks, if we do not vote out these dhimmitards in November, and we do not purge the Senate of bad actors such as Nancy “we have to read it so we can see what’s in it” Pelosi, then we deserve what we get, which will be a totalitarian regime of dictatorial mandates and forced dhimmitude.
Do the right thing and vote these fuckers out. I want my country back.
Sorry about the rant.
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