Elevator sex

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What I like is the Keanu Reeves moves:

She busts his nose with a full-power elbow. [perfect apex connection]

In the split-second that the sod stood there in painful shock -- wide open -- she delivers a full-power fist to his slack (thereby extra-vulnerable) jaw. The guy is out on his feet 2 seconds into the Keanu Reeves moves.

Without pause, while the guy is standing there staggering, Keanu she makes scrambled eggs out of the guy's courting tackle (extra damage points for being engorged) with a kick Kwai Chang Kane would envy. Probably curdled his sperm.

She ain't done. A head pull-down into a rising knee to smash the smashed face again, and he is down and out.

She does not need to carry. If she wanted a gun, she would take it from someone who pissed her off.
 
Hell, she may have had a gun. she had more fun kicking his ass and leaving him laying there for the internet to ridicule.

Sooner or later we'll find out who he was
 
That's not elevator sex. That's assault and attempted rape. Perp should get prosecuted in addition to his ass whooping.
 
pmbug said:
That's not elevator sex.
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Yea, that! Upon first reading the thread title I thought we were gonna see 'em gettin' frisky.

Thread title is obviously dis-information. Lol
 
Unca Walt said:
What I like is the Keanu Reeves moves:

She busts his nose with a full-power elbow. [perfect apex connection]

In the split-second that the sod stood there in painful shock -- wide open -- she delivers a full-power fist to his slack (thereby extra-vulnerable) jaw. The guy is out on his feet 2 seconds into the Keanu Reeves moves.

Without pause, while the guy is standing there staggering, Keanu she makes scrambled eggs out of the guy's courting tackle (extra damage points for being engorged) with a kick Kwai Chang Kane would envy. Probably curdled his sperm.

She ain't done. A head pull-down into a rising knee to smash the smashed face again, and he is down and out.

She does not need to carry. If she wanted a gun, she would take it from someone who pissed her off.
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She clearly has had some training. That does not happen by accident quite so well.
 
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