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CrowdStrike Offers $10 Uber Eats Gift Card As Apology For Its Outage That Took Down 8.5M Windows Computer

CrowdStrike Inc, the cybersecurity firm behind last week's global computer crash, is reportedly offering a $10 Uber Eats gift card to its partners as an apology.

www.benzinga.com

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Take note.

Crowdstrike has been the tech-enforcement arm of the undemocratic DemocRats since it was formed. They're deep in the mire of the vote-corruption of four years ago. Their emergence paralleled new algo-censorship initiatives. PLUS...the Hillary toilet-server scandal...and Crowdstrike working with the CCP to crawl INTO that computer, sucking out Top Secret data.

And now this, to disrupt and obscure...just when a Narrative shift was about to occur, with plenty the Deep State wants covered up.

So, for this, they're gonna offer us a Big Mac, delivered by a new-arrival <redacted - see forum guidelines on epithets> or Chin driving a new car obtained on a NINJA (no-income-no-job-approved) auto loan? Anyone seen those RING videos of food-delivery drivers at work?

We're so worried about health, our government masters (mistresses, mostly - behaving like former dominitrixes) want to force us to wear their Face Diapers forever, but they're all for having strange Third-World invaders deliver fast-food slop to the masses like this.

While entrusting political syndicates like Crowdstrike.

Fun fact, the Microsoft CSP (Cloud Solution Provider) has been fucked since CrowdStrike shit the bed:

The link below is a crappy overview of what that entails:

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Delta Air Lines on Friday filed a lawsuit against CrowdStrike in Georgia, accusing the security software vendor of breach of contract and negligence after an outage in July that brought down millions of computers and prompted 7,000 flight cancelations.

Other airlines recovered more quickly than Atlanta-based Delta, which said the incident reduced revenue by $380 million and brought $170 million in costs. The flawed software update affected computers running Microsoft’s Windows operating system.

Days after the outage, Delta hired David Boies of law firm Boies Schiller Flexner to seek damages from CrowdStrike and Microsoft. Delta asked for damages to cover its losses, along with litigation costs and punitive damages.

“CrowdStrike caused a global catastrophe because it cut corners, took shortcuts, and circumvented the very testing and certification processes it advertised, for its own benefit and profit,” Delta said in its complaint. “If CrowdStrike had tested the Faulty Update on even one computer before deployment, the computer would have crashed.”
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