Don't consider my time wasted although I wish I had served under a different rate than I did and had taken advantage of some of the things that were available when I was in.
Did get to see a lot of neat places, some of which don't exist as they were back then. Learned how to take care of myself and deal with a lot of different peeps. Gained a love of the sea and travel.
Yah, the rating.
I got seduced into signing with a $5k enlistment bonus - to become a CT, cryptographic technician. This after having blown the ASVAB away, with a 95-percentile rating.
So I signed, and looked forward to Russian-language A School.
Then they did my background check. Here's how your history can snowball...age 19 in New York State, where the drinking age was 18...I went out for beers with co-workers after hours. Unbeknownst to me, I had a headlight out.
Sure enough, there was a county mountie out to check on things. Sure enough, he smelled the five beers on me.
They weren't even strong beers. Eight-percent craft brews were long in the future.
But I got hauled off for testing, and blew .07. The national standard of the time was, .10. New York, showing its future regressive "Progressive" roots, had a grey-area DWI law....05 to .10 was called "Driving With Ability Impaired."
Which was what I was cited for.
It wasn't a big deal. The Justice of the Peace (who was the high-school head custodian in real-time, I'm not making this up) offered me a deal: Go to driving school, or pay a $100 fine.
I was up for the driving school, but I didn't have the $400 it would cost. So I got the $100 fine (which I also had to fumble to find) and lost my license for three months. ONE of my licenses - I had three states' licenses back then, because I had a lead foot and Fuzzbuster radar detectors weren't that great.
Anyway. Six points on my license; a fine, case closed. I thought.
It was years later, the ex drop-kicking me out, that had me enlisting. Seemed a good deal, given what they offered, including $CA$H.
But...the background check. Gnu Yark is the ONE state that responds to DoD background inquiries. And DoD treats DWAI, or any other name of any alcohol-related traffic-offense, as a DUI. Felony.
Which is disqualifying for a Top-Secret Security clearance for a recruit.
And I'd already signed. So I got sucked in. Undesignated.
They made me a personnel clerk. It's a rating that's gone now - automated, even the crude AI of a few years ago could handle it. Its civilian counterpart would be a Human Resources clerk.
I tried for two years to cross-rate into the JO rating - Journalism - and I had officers sponsoring my request, but it went nowhere. Wasn't denied; was ghosted.
Had I gotten it I'd have re-enlisted, though. Had THAT happened, I'd have never had much of the experiences I've had...so, who knows. It's a strange life, how things work out.