The end is nigh - earn coin from your poop

[pmbug]

Laugh or cry - your choice:

In brief

• Doop, an app that pays users to take photos of their poop, is expected to launch its public beta this fall.
• It will use an AI agent to analyze the photos to provide custom tips and challenges based on the results.
• Further down the line, the dataset will be sold to organizations and companies in an attempt to further research.

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Users will be paid based on how regularly they provide images of their waste, complete health-based challenges set by the app, and if they improve their poop samples. Rewards will be paid out in the project’s Solana-based POOP token, which launched in July and currently sits at a nearly $6 million market cap. Doop will also upsell a premium tier of the app for more in-depth AI analysis.

This App Pays You Crypto to Share Your Poop Pics - Decrypt

Why waste your waste? Doop brands itself as a “poop-to-earn” app that aims to fuel a new frontier of defecation research.

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Ain't that some shit?

 

[Viking]

 

[Goldhedge]

No shit?

It needed to be said....

 

[Voodoo]

Just flush it all away already..... we're cooked.

 

[Casey Jones]

Oh, shit...what people will do to get money.

And attention...



This puts a whole new meaning, to the term a dimbulb might use, going to the pawn shop:

"Yeah. I'm here to sell some of my shit..."

 

[Casey Jones]

The CCP (and/or Wuhan) has/have to be behind this (note the pun!)

There's DNA in shit.

Yeah. Crap on the doorstep of a neighbor you hate, and even if his Ring doesn't snap a pic, the State Crime Forensics unit can identify who did it.

And the Chin docs, now a little short of money, but with the 23-And-Me database, can now grow it even further.