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Try a little experiment. The next time you are driving down the highway and you see a State Trooper with somebody pulled over up ahead, stop your car behind the Trooper's. Make sure to get it really close to his back bumper to try to block him in - they like that. Get out of your vehicle and run up to him with your cell phone out and start blowing a whistle in his face. Tell him that you are a "professional observer" and are there to make sure no civil liberties are violated. Demand to see his radar if he pulled the person over for speeding. Keep demanding to see his badge number and make sure to remind him every 30 seconds that it is your right to know why he pulled this motorist over. Keep blowing your whistle in his face whenever he tries to interact with the motorist that he pulled over. Make sure you keep your cell phone pushed right up into his face so you get some good closeups.
When you find yourself in handcuffs in the back of his patrol car, make sure you violently lash out kicking the inside of the vehicle, call him Gestapo, and spew threats. After you are booked and released on bail, post a Tik Tok video of this interaction lamenting the fact that back in your day police could pull motorists over and ticket them without going full Nazi and arresting "innocent" fellow citizens.
This is your best one yet. It's hysterical

