Cholesterol

[Bottom Feeder]

Cholesterol, cholesterol, cholesterol don't they ever give up on lowering that stuff?
Here, sign up for statins, that'll fix you right up boy. Don't mind the side effects, we guaran-damned-tee that it'll make you live longer.
Really? How do they figure that?
OH, we have studies upon studies verifying that, don't mind the cost — you'll liver longer.
So I do a little research, say show me a chart of good and bad foods to lower my cholesterol…
EVERY DAMNED CHART COSTS MONEY. The image, if you download it is too small to read when you print it — send us MONEY or go away.
Everybody is out to make a buck on this cholesterol stuff.
So for lunch I had a bacon double cheeseburger and large fries.
piss on em

PS: my pinched nerve didn't care at all.

 

[Someone_else]

Cholesterol is a necessary part of the body's health system. If there is a problem to fix, cholesterol might be needed for the repair.

Should we claim that firemen are responsible for fires? They are usually at the scene, so they must be responsible somehow.

Correlation is NOT causation!

I don't remember if I wrote this tale on this board. Some years back, I had another secondary lung infection. I went to the local DOCTOR and said this has been going on every year or two for decades, and I wanted to end this once and for all. She gave me a scrip for a dumb stupid antibiotic and after a blood test, she said my cholesterol was high. She demanded, "What are you going to do about it?!" The word "damnit" was not vocalized, but understood. She gave me some papers about food that have cholesterol, and practically insisted that dietary intake was responsible for blood counts.

The fucking stupid doctor was wrong! Dietary intake does NOT increase blood levels, and blood levels are just an indication of something else, not a "problem" to solve. This doctor was a menace to patient health.

A few years later, I learned that this "Dragon Lady" doctor expired. I seldom rejoice in someone's death, but this was an exception. Her death was a godsend to humanity. I did not wish her pain, just to leave this world and stop harming her patients with her lies about health.

 

[Voodoo]

Was just gonna say the same thing, only poorer.

 

[Voodoo]

Go carnivore but especially watch out for sugar. Sugar is in everything and a main culprit.

 

[Voodoo]

Cholesterol is a necessary part of the body's health system. If there is a problem to fix, cholesterol might be needed for the repair.

Should we claim that firemen are responsible for fires? They are usually at the scene, so they must be responsible somehow.

Correlation is NOT causation!

I don't remember if I wrote this tale on this board. Some years back, I had another secondary lung infection. I went to the local DOCTOR and said this has been going on every year or two for decades, and I wanted to end this once and for all. She gave me a scrip for a dumb stupid antibiotic and after a blood test, she said my cholesterol was high. She demanded, "What are you going to do about it?!" The word "damnit" was not vocalized, but understood. She gave me some papers about food that have cholesterol, and practically insisted that dietary intake was responsible for blood counts.

The fucking stupid doctor was wrong! Dietary intake does NOT increase blood levels, and blood levels are just an indication of something else, not a "problem" to solve. This doctor was a menace to patient health.

A few years later, I learned that this "Dragon Lady" doctor expired. I seldom rejoice in someone's death, but this was an exception. Her death was a godsend to humanity. I did not wish her pain, just to leave this world and stop harming her patients with her lies about health.

Doctors, especially of this variety, ie the not so bright go a longs, are Professional Poisoners. It makes perfect sense after that point.