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Praying Mantis
So......it's Saturday. Want to know how I know? Because my fucktarded, down the street, asshole, redneck mouth breathing neighbors have busted out the four wheelers and are racing up and down the Goddamn street as if they are the only idio...people on earth. When I approached them and pointed out that it is indeed 8:00 in the evening, and that indeed it is illegal to run [race] off-road vehicles on residential streets [at 20 mph over the limit no less] they laughed and told me to "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut".
Ahhhhhh......suburban life! You gotta love it!
So, it appears that they didn't learn their lesson the last time when I tossed fifteen pounds of simplex roofing nails in their favorite mudhole behind the FPL right-of-way, so I suppose I'll give them a reminder in a few days. These idiots never learn. They get tickets, they get locked up, they get jacked around by Johnny Law but they still persist in being total fucking douches. Am I the only one, or does anyone else have to deal with moronic, sophmoric, selfish social retards on a regular basis?
How is it that whne I moved in to the neighborhood we were a pretty cohesive group of mostly intelligent people, folks who were sensitive to the fact that there were others around us and as a result of that, our behavior needed to be consistent with that of polite society? What the everlovin' fuck?
Sometimes, it should be legal to resolve certain situations with a Louisville Slugger.
The wife has been a good sport about the knuckletards, but I am at the end of my rope here, and I'm ready to call the cops to get these fuckers to stop acting like fucking children, but she has asked me not to, so I'll do as she want's......for now.
Ahhhhhh......suburban life! You gotta love it!
So, it appears that they didn't learn their lesson the last time when I tossed fifteen pounds of simplex roofing nails in their favorite mudhole behind the FPL right-of-way, so I suppose I'll give them a reminder in a few days. These idiots never learn. They get tickets, they get locked up, they get jacked around by Johnny Law but they still persist in being total fucking douches. Am I the only one, or does anyone else have to deal with moronic, sophmoric, selfish social retards on a regular basis?
How is it that whne I moved in to the neighborhood we were a pretty cohesive group of mostly intelligent people, folks who were sensitive to the fact that there were others around us and as a result of that, our behavior needed to be consistent with that of polite society? What the everlovin' fuck?
Sometimes, it should be legal to resolve certain situations with a Louisville Slugger.
The wife has been a good sport about the knuckletards, but I am at the end of my rope here, and I'm ready to call the cops to get these fuckers to stop acting like fucking children, but she has asked me not to, so I'll do as she want's......for now.
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