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A woman spends the day with her lover while her husband is at work. Her husband arrives home unexpectedly, and the woman shoves her lover into the closet.
She doesn't know that her 9-year-old son is already hiding in there.
The little boy says, It's dark in here.
Yes, it is, the man replies.
I have a baseball.
That's good.
Do you want to buy it?
No, thanks.
My dad's outside.
Okay. How much does it cost?
$100.
Fine, here you go, and keep quiet.

A few days later the father says to the boy:
Bring the baseball. Let's go outside and play a little.
I can't. I sold it. the boy replies.
Sold it, for how much? his father asks
For $100.
That's terrible! That's a lot more than they actually cost. I'll take you to church to confess. the father says.
They go to church, and the father puts the boy in the confessional and closes the door.
The little boy says, It's dark in here.
To which the priest replies, Don't start this shit again.
 
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