Man Makes $5000 In Profit In Less Than 30 Days Investing In Gold! Here's How!

[searcher]

Didn't want to start a new thread but couldn't find one that this would fit into.

Dealing with gold buffalos here.

Man Makes $5000 In Profit In Less Than 30 Days Investing In Gold! Here's How!​

Nov 25, 2023


11:19

 

[Goldhedge]

I doubled my money!

We went to Cripple Creek casinos last week.

Sometimes we can get free decks of cards from the establishment.

They only use them 2 or 3 times before 'cutting' the edges.

Unfortunately, we came back empty handed.

The way I doubled my money is I folded it in half and put it back in my money clip.

 

[chieftain]

I've gambled properly three times:

- I found $20 on the floor of a gaming establishment, went and swapped the $20 note for two 10's, bought lunch with one of them and put the other one into a poker machine; after four spins, I had won 35 free spins which ended up in $1200.
- I put in a $50 note into a change machine to get smaller bills, the machine spat out five 20's. Put one of them into the nearest machine and onw $500
- I was at a bucks night and the entourage made its way to the local casino. The sucker, I mean groom to be felt he was on a hot streak and gave me a $100 note to play blackjack. He was wiped but I played about a dozen hands and had won $1500. I gave him half and said that's your wedding present

 

[Curly]

The way I doubled my money is I folded it in half and put it back in my money clip.

That's exactly what my father told me years ago. It still works.

 

[nickndfl]

My wife saves me a ton of $ when she goes shopping. She spends more when items go on sale, but the bank account keeps getting lower. We should be okay because we still have plenty of checks.

 

[Casey Jones]

I almost won the jackpot at Burger King!

Took the girl who's now my ex, to lunch. We worked at the same place, long before I started driving trains. We went there, long lines for the lunch hour...I gave my order, and the bubble-headed girl who took it, double-bumped a "0" key. My $20 tendered, went in the machine as $200.

I was just smirking. My ex was made of sterner moral stuff...she glared at me, kicked my ankle, and then looked at the girl and said, "you've made a mistake."

The airhead went into high dudgeon. "Ma'am," she said in her most-self-righteous tone. "The COMPUTER...NEVER MAKES a mistake!" Angered more, my ex went behind me, while I tried to hide my smirk.

The girl started emptying the till...what stopped it, was, she didn't have enough money in there. It never occurred to her that she's not supposed to RUN OUT of money, taking money IN.

She signalled for a manager to get her more money. The manager looked; face blanched, and sent the cashier out on break.

That was the end of my fun. Almost got $190 and a free lunch! Be like $600 today...that was in 1985.

The girl got time off, permanently, probably.

 

[searcher]

I almost won the jackpot at Burger King!

Took the girl who's now my ex, to lunch. We worked at the same place, long before I started driving trains. We went there, long lines for the lunch hour...I gave my order, and the bubble-headed girl who took it, double-bumped a "0" key. My $20 tendered, went in the machine as $200.

I was just smirking. My ex was made of sterner moral stuff...she glared at me, kicked my ankle, and then looked at the girl and said, "you've made a mistake."

The airhead went into high dudgeon. "Ma'am," she said in her most-self-righteous tone. "The COMPUTER...NEVER MAKES a mistake!" Angered more, my ex went behind me, while I tried to hide my smirk.

The girl started emptying the till...what stopped it, was, she didn't have enough money in there. It never occurred to her that she's not supposed to RUN OUT of money, taking money IN.

She signalled for a manager to get her more money. The manager looked; face blanched, and sent the cashier out on break.

That was the end of my fun. Almost got $190 and a free lunch! Be like $600 today...that was in 1985.

The girl got time off, permanently, probably.

You need to revive the https://www.pmbug.com/threads/fiction-maybe-somewhere-west-of-laramie.4810/ thread.