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Unh… I have a few things to comment on;
  1. If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
  2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
  3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
  4. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
  5. Over 100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
  6. If people evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
  7. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
  8. As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake!
  9. I'm responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
  10. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it the most never use it.
  11. My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.
  12. It's not my age that bothers me - it's the side effects.
  13. I'm not saying I'm old and worn out, but I make sure I'm nowhere near the curb on trash day
  14. As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
  15. As I've gotten older, people think I've become lazy. The truth is I'm just being more energy-efficient.
  16. I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
  17. Turns out that being a "senior" is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
  18. I want to be 18 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas
  19. Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.
  20. My wife says I keep pushing her buttons. If that were true, I would have found mute by now.
  21. There is no such thing as a grouchy old person. The truth is that once you get old, you stop being polite and start being honest."
 
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