Don has suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decided to go and see a Doctor.
The Doctor said, “Don, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache.
The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Don was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery cost him $25,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, “That's what I need... A new suit.”
He entered the shop and told the salesman, “I'd like a new suit.”
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let's see… size 44 long?”
Don laughed, “That's right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business for 60 years!” the tailor said.
Don tried on the suit, and it fitted perfectly.
As Don admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, “How about a new shirt?”
Don thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.”
The salesman eyed Don and said, “Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck?”
Don was surprised, “That's right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business for 60 years.”
Don tried the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
Don walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, “How about some new underwear?”
Don thought for a moment and said, “Sure.”
The salesman said, “Let's see... size 36?”
Don laughed, “Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 32 since I was 18 years old.”
The salesman shook his head, “You can't wear a size 32. A size 32 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one heck of a headache.”
Don believes the science, has all of his booster shots, suffers from Trump derangement syndrome and voted for Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Kamala Harris.
Don't be like Don!