ancona
Praying Mantis
Well, I see the Brotherhood of Darkness have decided that today will be an "up day" on the Dow. Trading opens with a hundred point pop on absolutely nothing. I truly believe if it were reported that Jamie Dimon sharted in the elevator, the algos' would take that to mean the economy is getting better because it smelled a bit like truffles, and that can only mean Jamie is spending more for dinner when he jets to Paris for the evening. :rotflmbo:
