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Old 07-27-2012, 10:55 AM   #1
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Red face Don't hide cash in your oven

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The unidentified man from Sydney, Australia, sold his car last weekend. The $15,000 (approximately $15,652 in U.S. dollars) in proceeds was earmarked for his mortgage payment and other bills, according to Australian media. Opting not to squirrel away the loot in a mattress or bury it in his backyard, he decided to hide it his oven, which rarely gets used.

Bad move: Turns out, his wife decided to use the oven that day, preheating it for chicken nuggets and, yes, cooked the cash.
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...122700396.html

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Old 07-27-2012, 11:18 AM   #2
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So many bad puns....

Talk about hot money!

That money went up in smoke!

My wife is always burning through my money!

My wife burns everything she cooks!
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:32 AM   #3
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one couldn't help but say: "there is an idiot born every minute"
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:54 AM   #4
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Hide it on the boat next time.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:55 AM   #5
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Real money wouldn't have burned up.

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Or not...perfect scam, better than a boating accident. You put cut up newspaper in the oven instead - wife burns it up, feels totally guilty, doesn't know you still have the real cash elsewhere - and you can take the tax loss too!
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:38 PM   #7
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hot mac nuggets then, they had to reach 451f .........
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Old 07-31-2012, 01:36 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by DCFusor View Post:
Or not...perfect scam, better than a boating accident. You put cut up newspaper in the oven instead - wife burns it up, feels totally guilty, doesn't know you still have the real cash elsewhere - and you can take the tax loss too!
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