JOKE OF THE DAY!?!
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A man and woman had been married for more than sixty years. They had shared everything. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other except the woman had a shoe box at the top of her closet...
She had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all those years, he never thought about the box, but one day the woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box.
She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and Loving.
He almost burst with happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'That explains the dolls, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.
see?
now wasn't that easy?
Now the rest of yous don't need to give XXXXXXXXXXXX a tip to read the rest of the joke.
yer welcome,
bottom feeder
She had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all those years, he never thought about the box, but one day the woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box.
When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents.
'When we were to be married,' she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue.
She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears.
Only two precious dolls were in the box.
She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and Loving.
He almost burst with happiness.
'Honey,' he said, 'That explains the dolls, but what about all of this money?
Where did it come from?'
'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.
see?
now wasn't that easy?
Now the rest of yous don't need to give XXXXXXXXXXXX a tip to read the rest of the joke.
yer welcome,
bottom feeder
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