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Penn

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My brother lives in a pricey gated community. Listen to this. The other day he was given a "special" phone number for the police. I do not mean the gate security patrol.

So John Doe- calls 911 and the standard published number.


The elite call a special unlisted number.


BTW- my brother seems like he is about to cash out of FL. He prefers Chicago-
 

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in my inbox yesterday:

I was sitting in a parking lot in a WalMart in Scottsdale, Az when I noticed a bumper sticker on a cadillac next to me. It said "I miss Chicago".

So I busted out his windshield, shot out two of his tires, stole his radio, put a Obama bumper sticker on the bumper and left a note, "hope this helps" :)
 
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He said he never seen so many bad drivers, incompetent tradesman, and scammers that double dip. Frankly he is over extended owning 2 high end houses paid in cash. The taxes alone are $22,000 a year. One of the houses has to go. He can earn bigger cash in Chicago. Im not going to talk him out of it- because I will drive to Chicago- but not FL- but I tell you what- my legs are falling off. I have what my grampa had-he became a snow bird.
 
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