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Farpdinkle said:
So, this is what PMBug has become^^^^^??? A bunch of J-bashing each day...in the joke thread?

If this is supposed to be humorous--and especially if it isn't, you can count me out.
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No.........it's not what PM Bug has become. The posts in question are offensive and go against forum guidelines. They are being cleaned up.

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I don't normally pay attention to this thread, but I did skim through it a bit last night. I will remind folks that PMBug is not a place to celebrate bigotry (racial, religious or otherwise). If folks continue to flaunt the forum guidelines, we may have to take stronger action including possibly shutting down the thread.
 
There are two guys moving in that vid. Oh. And that vid was used TWO YEARS AGO to demo all the dead people from Covid in China. Yup. DYODD.
 

A construction worker calls his wife in the middle of the day.​

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“Honey, I’m in the hospital, I lost a finger.” “Oh my goodness,” she exclaims, “The whole finger?” “No, no.” He replies, “The one next to it.”
 

A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit...​

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man looks good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue and that she wants him in a blue suit.

She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied... You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. ‘There’s no charge,’ she says.

‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.

‘Honestly,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’




‘So I just switched the heads.’
 
Unca Walt said:
There are two guys moving in that vid. Oh. And that vid was used TWO YEARS AGO to demo all the dead people from Covid in China. Yup. DYODD.
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Remember when the BBC showed a photo of a mannequin all hooked up in the ICU and someone had forgotten to put the arm on? :ROFLMAO:
 
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