You should send the park service a strongly worded letter.
A revisit to the problem a few days later.
First, the irony hit me: There is NO EMAIL I can send to any National Park Service office. No Customer Service office. No Complaint Department manager ("Our Complaint Manager is Helen Waite. You have a complaint, go to Helen Waite...").
I have a PAPER form, printed on the top and bottom, space for a handwritten response.
Let's just say my penmanship sucks. I have lousy eye-hand coordination; teachers used to mark me down for my handwriting. I taught myself typing early just to get around the problem, which had me all set for the first phase of the computer revolution.
I could type up the complaint, articulately - and if I forwarded a copy to my Congresscretin, I bet I'd get a response.
BUT THERE ARE NO MORE TYPEWRITERS anymore.
On first-generation printers (Daisy-Wheel) I could roll that paper in and have the printer type in the center. Not possible now with the inkjet printers. Especially since I don't HAVE one - I don't print enough to make it worth my buying, the few times I need something printed, I take it to Kinkos. Flash drive plugs into their printer. All automated now - don't even have to bother the drooling, tatted freaks at the counter.
I could do a See-Attached on the form and print the thing out on a second sheet...but the way that Complaint Form is, it's tri-folded, intended to be tape-sealed and mailed without an envelope.
I could address an envelope, of course, but I expect they'd just toss it because it doesn't fit in with their expected shape/form/weight. The square-peg/round-hole problem.
But the irony. I can NOT pay actual money for the service/privilege/gate-fee I am requesting: An overnight camping site. ONLY ELECTRONIC.
Yet I can NOT address any ISSUES I have, electronically! Know what that tells me about my complaint, and what they do with complaints? The Rotary File.
Online, using the crude AI that Brave Search offers, leads me to a long series of Reddit threads of others having similar issues. So obviously they know and understand, and obviously, they've sent the issue to Zorro Fox Gibbon.