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I'm too dense to get it.
 
Moldy Oldy...

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you.
You're in need of serious help!
 
Shitdamnhellpissfartpoop. I just busted my RH middle pingle. Typinge w8th my left hand with the fingie inna splint.
 
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving Seattle Wednesday. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
 

Pop A Beer, It’s Friday Night And Time For Tommy’s Garage​

 
title says it all

TWO PEOPLE TUMBLE DOWN ESCALATOR DURING FIGHT IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION​

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"On my lunch break commute through Grand Central", tweeted @smoothnorris with a graphic video of two people fighting and then falling down an escalator in Grand Central Station in New York City.
 
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