JOKE OF THE DAY!?!
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Dhamer was a cannibal, like Dr Lecter.
Viking
Yellow Jacket
Moldy Oldy...
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you.
You're in need of serious help!
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.
Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"
The wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi janakpa!"
The husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
The wife is on her knees, literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
The husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina tim kouji!"
I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this!
You don't know Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it's about sex....
Sometimes I worry about you.
You're in need of serious help!
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I like the one about golfing. "Wrong hole."
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If Jeffery made sausage, it had a first name.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
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Seen somewhere...
"Unattended children will be given energy drinks
and taught to cuss."
"Unattended children will be given energy drinks
and taught to cuss."
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving Seattle Wednesday. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
Math fun.
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
<heh> how many of yous put that up in a calculator to check me? <heh>
111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
<heh> how many of yous put that up in a calculator to check me? <heh>
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Doesn't it take a bunch of them to make a murder?
Evl Bnkr
Fly on the Wall
Since terms of venery are not subject to any formality, you will be hard pressed to find an operational definition of precisely how many crows it takes to constitute a murder
venery — ?
Yeah, 'a bunch of' is kinda vague, wouldn't you say?
Not precise in any way.
It starts with two...a boy and a girl...
