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Unca Walt

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I wonder who the iriot was whut painted the traffic arrows backwards?
 

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I don't know if I've ever seen two of 'em in the same place at the same time...

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Three?

When I started to go to Costco for gas, rather than wait, I was going to turn around as the fill hose was on the driver side and all those spots were taken if the “flow” direction. The attendant got upset, I guess that is verboten. So now, I do as that photo if other lanes are full, not waiting when other spots are open just to be closer to pump with the fill side.

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AGAIN -- I find NO fault with those who had to reach across to fill up. Once more, look at the traffic arrow painted on the concrete:
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Three?

When I started to go to Costco for gas, rather than wait, I was going to turn around as the fill hose was on the driver side and all those spots were taken if the “flow” direction. The attendant got upset, I guess that is verboten. So now, I do as that photo if other lanes are full, not waiting when other spots are open just to be closer to pump with the fill side.
In case you missed it... Costco has 18ft hoses, not 8 ft like 'normal' gas stations. That means, yes, you can fill no matter what side the pump is on.

All gas stations should do this to alleviate driving around to find 'the' pump that fits your side.
 

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Didn't matter what side of the pumps you pulled up to.
 

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