JOKE OF THE DAY!?!

[JayDubya]

I don't know if I've ever seen two of 'em in the same place at the same time...

 

[Unca Walt]

I wonder who the iriot was whut painted the traffic arrows backwards?

 

[Viking]

I don't know if I've ever seen two of 'em in the same place at the same time...

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Three?

When I started to go to Costco for gas, rather than wait, I was going to turn around as the fill hose was on the driver side and all those spots were taken if the “flow” direction. The attendant got upset, I guess that is verboten. So now, I do as that photo if other lanes are full, not waiting when other spots are open just to be closer to pump with the fill side.

 

[BigJim]

 

[mtnman]

 

[BigJim]

 

[Unca Walt]

AGAIN -- I find NO fault with those who had to reach across to fill up. Once more, look at the traffic arrow painted on the concrete:

https://www.pmbug.com/attachments/1669639167540-jpeg.3713/

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Goldhedge]

Three?

When I started to go to Costco for gas, rather than wait, I was going to turn around as the fill hose was on the driver side and all those spots were taken if the “flow” direction. The attendant got upset, I guess that is verboten. So now, I do as that photo if other lanes are full, not waiting when other spots are open just to be closer to pump with the fill side.

In case you missed it... Costco has 18ft hoses, not 8 ft like 'normal' gas stations. That means, yes, you can fill no matter what side the pump is on.

All gas stations should do this to alleviate driving around to find 'the' pump that fits your side.

 

[<SLV>]

In case you missed it... Costco has 18ft hoses, not 8 ft like 'normal' gas stations. That means, yes, you can fill no matter what side the pump is on.

All gas stations should do this to alleviate driving around to find 'the' pump that fits your side.

Filler neck used to be behind the license plate.

 

[Stoli]

Didn't matter what side of the pumps you pulled up to.

 

[arminius]

Filler neck used to be behind the license plate.

Didn't they stop that secondary to the crash implications?

 

[Bottom Feeder]

Lets test your humor...

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Schrodinger dishes

 

[JayDubya]

Dude! Where'd I park my car last night?

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

 

[mtnman]

"When I was in college I wound up breaking up with a girl over religious differences. She thought she was God and I knew she was Satan."
-Earl of Effing

 

[Newmisty]

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Aftermarket upgraded from 3 tab shingles to architectural.

 

[Newmisty]

 

[arminius]

 

[Bottom Feeder]

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[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'
'Mrs. Sanders, please.'
'Speaking.'
'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'
'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'
'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.
'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'
'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'
'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'

 

[Unca Walt]

The photographer got into the action at the end of this vid:

https://thechive.com/wp-content/upl..._lake-prt-2.mp4?attachment_cache_bust=4268755

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[JayDubya]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

Men.....

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]

Having recently been "rear ended" and having to get checked out for a potential neck injury, they sure made it clear "We only cover the first $10,000."

 

[Agavegirl1]

 

[Agavegirl1]